Steven Wright quotes

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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