George Carlin Quotes

George Carlin

May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008

New York City, New York, United States

Comedian, Philosopher, Satirist, Social critic, Actor, Writer/author

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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

-George Carlin

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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

-George Carlin

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Some people see things that are and ask, why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.

-George Carlin

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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

-George Carlin

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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

-George Carlin